When your mom talking about you & she keeps going on.
i need a 6 month vacation twice a year
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my favorite flavor of cake is more
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friend: did you finish the assignment that’s due tomorrow?
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
"can i borrow a pencil?"
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